
Tattoo Designs:
Well… The outlook isn’t very pretty. Once you get a tattoo, especially a highly visible one, no one wants to hire you anymore. It seems that tattoos are not extremely well seen unless you are in the army or you are a sailor, in which case they aren’t that special to begin with.
Fortunately for you the last decade saw the advent of the internet and what is most important to you the advent of Paypal.
The first solution is to go commercial. Amazon.com is the best one for this purpose. First you need to get some decent shots of your tattoos. Next you will offer to leave the country if you raise 10.000 euros. Think of all those nice ladies who want a tattoo free country and make sure that you advertise where they live. When you gather 50.000 euros you can safely move to Canada or something like that.
There are some other options too, but none of them are particularly attractive. You can choose to stay all day long in a pub and wait for those kids that worship tattoos to buy you beer or vodka. For food you will have to rely on the social services. If the prospect of living like a parasite doesn’t seem appealing you can always work. The most easy way to land a job is in the advertising business. The people there seem more open minded. Also you can try to become an actor or at least a professional extra. There are some hefty bucks there to be won.
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