How the hell people expect to get hired sending resumes with stupid things written on it? Come on, stop pretending your Mr Chavez! Avoid such things like:
1. I am very detail-oreinted.
2. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.
3. Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!
4. Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume.
5. It’s best for employers that I not work with people.
6. Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
7. I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated.
8. If this resume doesn’t blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope.
9. My fortune cookie said, ‘Your next interview will result in a job.’ And I like your company in particular.
10. I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt.
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