Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Ads Are The New Online Tip Jar

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Seth’s Blog:
“I never click on ads.”
It’s almost a badge of honor to say that. The subtext is, “I’m too smart/busy to waste my time doing that,” or perhaps, “I don’t want someone to sell my attention.”
But the real effect is that you’re starving great content.
I can say this because there are no ads here but,
If […]

Kid Sex Change? What The Brand?!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

Okay, it’s not easy to name a business, split it up: Kids Exchange.
Now make sure you never display your logos like this

What Do Entrepreneurs And Investors Want This Christmas?

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Bizjournals:
For Entrepreneurs
The No. 1 gift entrepreneurs want for Christmas 2007 is a list with the names and addresses of all the investors who purchased subprime loans. Let’s face it, investors who bought mortgage-backed securities supported by borrowers with few assets and low incomes are an entrepreneur’s dream come true.
These types of investors are always prime […]

Are You Looking For A Job? Then Don’t Write Dumb Things On Your Resume

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

How the hell people expect to get hired sending resumes with stupid things written on it? Come on, stop pretending your Mr Chavez! Avoid such things like:
1. I am very detail-oreinted.
2. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.
3. Thank you for your consideration. […]

Funk Das Blogueiras Na Playboy

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Não vou fazer, não senhor,
Nenhuma introdução
Se tiver vontade, leia
Se não quiser, se bandeia
Mas por favor não coloque
Mais lenhada na fogueira
Com esses olhos só meus
Que a web há de comer
Eu li, meninos eu li,
Um hype de estremecer
Até mesmo a mão de Deus
Tudo começou, ói só
Com uma campanha maneira
Pra levar uma gostosa
Da blogsfer brasileira
Pras páginas da Playboy
Veio […]

Ainda Não Sou Empresária De Blogueiras

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Pessoal, esta tarde, depois deste post que publiquei em desabafo e, depois de um post do Wagner Fontoura com a melhor das intenções para ajudar as blogueiras, a comunicação falhou em vários pontos e embolou o meio de campo.
Mas uma coisa é você ser julgada pela ousadia. Outra coisa é ser julgada em seu caráter.
Não […]

Blogueiras Brasileiras Na Playboy

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

Blogando profissionalmente, quase não falo sobre minha vida pessoal nos blogs, mas tem horas que a gente não resiste, né?! rs. Por isso, quando resolvi contar a vocês sobre as propostas nada indecentes que me andavam fazendo, o convite recebido pelo Edson Aran da Playboy na MTV Brasil etc, imaginei sim, a repercussão que o […]

O Empreendedor E O Pulo Do Gato

Monday, September 17th, 2007

O pulo do gato só quem consegue dar é o gato.
Você pode até ensinar, explicar, desenhar, mas um burro jamais dará o pulo do gato.
Frase do avô empreendedor do Roberto Machado, DoceBlog.

Hot Profits From Upcoming Elections

Friday, August 17th, 2007

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Unusual Business Ideas That Work:
The first official votes of the 2008 presidential cycle won’t be counted until the Iowa caucuses next January, but Dave Hirschkop, founder of Dave’s Gourmet, based in San Francisco, is giving Americans a chance to cast their ballots now by purchasing a bottle of his company’s hot sauce.
Each bears a caricature […]

Britney Spears Can Teach You About Blogging

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Will Britney Spears ever have another successful song? Probably not. Are there any lessons we can learn from her in order to build a successful and profitable blog? Definitely! So before you find yourself saying, ‘Oops! I did it again…’ follow these 6 simple lessons to help your blog succeed:
1. Be bold. Be unique. Be […]

10 Things That You Can ‘Do’ As An Entrepreneur And ‘Want’ To Do As An Employee

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

By David Askaripour - Mind Petals:
There are just some things that you can do as an entrepreneur and can’t do as an employee. It sucks, I know. But that’s life.
1. When you lose a client as an entrepreneur you learn from your mistakes, tweak your methods, and get better. When you lose enough clients as […]

Rap Do Kebab Transforma Vendedor Em Hit No YouTube

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

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G1:
‘Mange du kebab’ – ou ‘coma kebab’, que mostra o rapper rimando atrás do balcão, tornou-se um sucesso imediato na rede, com 200 mil acessos na primeira semana. ‘Todo dia é festa do kebab’, canta Lil’Maaz no videoclipe, dançando.
O vídeo atraiu a atenção da EMI, que produziu um single, lançado esta semana. O rapper não […]

Ways A Web Entrepreneur Can Improve His Or Her Sex Life

Monday, August 6th, 2007

By Laura Milligan - Bootstrapper:
Now that you’ve successfully started your own business, it’s time to let the money roll in and watch the hotties line up at your door. Easy, right? Unfortunately, as time-consuming as it is to maintain your Web-based business, landing your dream date is just a teensy bit harder. It might sound […]

Van Damme Dancing Funk In Brazil - Que Dó!

Monday, August 6th, 2007

And he dances ‘No Passinho do Bonequinho’ alright!
(Até que ele dança legalzinho!)

But here, while Jean Claude Van Damme was dancing with brazilian singer Gretchen he got… well… you know… too excited lol Poor boy!
(Mas aqui, enquanto dançava com a Gretchen, ele… bem… você sabe… ficou um pouco excitado demais rs. Tadinho!)

Trying to control himself, […]

South Park Gay Faz Sucesso Na TV Americana - Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Estadão:
Uma animação que retrata a vida de um casal de homossexuais está sendo considerada o ‘South Park’ gay nos Estados Unidos.
A série ‘Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World’ (Rick & Steve: O Casal Gay Mais Feliz do Mundo, em tradução livre) foi lançada neste mês pelo canal a cabo Logo, […]

Os Simpsons São Empreendedores – Entre Na Fila Doh!

Friday, July 27th, 2007

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Se os Simpsons são empreendedores, não podemos perder o filminho que vai rolar dia 17 de agosto. A gatona Ester Beatriz do Saber É Bom Demais me chamou e, coitada, acabou ‘pagando’ a entrada, né minha linda?
Então vamos chamar o pessoal:
A Cilene Bonfim - Distant Daily está longe, lá na Noruega, mas […]

The Simpsons Are Entrepreneurs! Doh!

Friday, July 27th, 2007

Entrepreneur.com:
Perhaps more than any other family in sitcom land, the Simpsons are an entrepreneurial bunch.
Homer sees all situations as potential money-making opportunities, and Bart is following in his footsteps.
Homer has gone into business with his father, and his long-lost brother, Herb, was a successful entrepreneur–at least until he met Homer.
Even Marge ventured into franchising with […]

Top 10 Signs You’re Made To Be An Entrepreneur

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

TheLazyWay:
10. You are unemployable. You can’t hold a job. You don’t want to hold a job. And you react to getting a job the same way a cat reacts when you try to give it a bath.
9. You are anti-authoritarian. You can’t fathom the thought of being anything less than Boss, President, Chairman, Don, and/or […]

Inventor Turns Hillary Into A Nutcracker

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Business Opportunities:
The election season is gearing up to be a tough fight and one Minnesota business is hitting below the belt.
It’s a 9-inch tall, plastic Hillary Clinton with serrated, stainless steel thighs, nuts not included. It’s called the Hillary nutcracker and it’s all yours for $19.95.
Inventor and Rochester businessman Frank Freeman says, he just hopes […]

How To Get Rich: Is Real Estate Investing The Number One Way?

Monday, July 16th, 2007

PlanetImpressions Money:
‘How to get rich’: there are few more written upon topics in the history of history than how to get rich. Is Real Estate Investing the Number One Way to leverage yourself and build wealth easily? If you’re an entrepreneur who is constantly striving to get to that next level in your life, your […]